15 pokedex entries by anonymous_16803
It darts through forests at dizzying speeds, never so much as grazing a tree trunk. While it is the unrivaled master of the untouched wilderness, Bulbaew's psychic powers wane and become inhibited wherever humans have made inroads.
Artin's stomach supercools whatever it digests, and so it eats extremely hot things for energy. However, it prefers cold habitats. Thus, it nests at the snowy rims of polar volcanoes.
It feeds on grass at great speeds and is preferred by many over conventional lawnmowers. But when there's no grass to eat, it gets antsy.
Flying erratically in the dark, Cropi cannot avoid ramming into stalagmites and cracking its eggshell armor, which only agitates it more.
The catabolism of foodstuffs in Lanin's stomach is so intense that it produces a glow that permeates its body. If its light dims, Trainers are urgently advised to take it to a Pokémon Center.
The eggshell fragments that burst forth from its body can be as deadly as bullets. Ignorance on this point on the part of both Togequil and Pokémon Trainers eager to play with them has led to more than its fair share of tragedies.
Anthropologists note an odd division in opinion on the colorful plumes of smoke Togefing exudes from its body. Warm, tropical cultures often use its vapors as laughing gas, while northern cultures judge them garish and overbright.
Driven by memories of when it was itself weak, this Pokémon fancies itself a protector of the defenseless. It patrols the sky and swoops down to ground level when it espies predation. It relishes bringing happiness to underdogs.
It shoots a kind of molten yolk that is peculiar to its species in chemical composition, and stays hot for far longer than normal lava. The yolk is stored in a super-compressed form in its body, giving the impression Togemortar has an endless supply.
Once, it glimpsed sidereal portents, but a gluttonous life has dulled its spiritual senses. Now, it feeds like there's no tomorrow, while its brain works overtime to repress visions of the consequences of its own bad habits.
Unlike Xatu, who are trusted to see the future yet reticent to share it, Xapi enthusiastically conveys its predictions. They appear to be guided by blind optimism alone rather than genuine foresight.
It believes people are entertained by its routine, but really, they are laughing at its bizarre appearance. Gulpmime that learn this become dejected and throw in the towel on their comedy careers.
No one knows where its mouth leads. A research team that volunteered to step in on the gamble that it was a portal to an alternative dimension were never heard from again.
No explanation has been discovered as to how this Pokémon levitates. That it does so while lacking any special magnetic field has led scientists to rethink the mechanism behind Magnemite's levitation.
Stray scraps of metal and wire are drawn to this Pokémon's body by its magnets; it gobbles these up indiscriminately. This passive means of nourishment has led to its becoming remarkably unintelligent.